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Limerick: Davey

There was an old fucker named Davey

Whose penchant for pigs was the ravey.

So some people, bacon,

No longer partake on,

For fear of ol’ Dave’s baby gravy.

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Dear Piggy,

laughing-pig

I know that you suffer for the sake of our suppers, and I know that by becoming a vegan, I can at least stop contributing to your torture and murder…

But I just love bacon way too fucking much!

cooking-bacon-while-camping

Mmmm… bacon….

So, sorry, Piggy, it’s still bacon for me.

P.S. They say this guy loves you. Maybe you can file a complaint?

Much love (for bacon), P.P. Burger

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