I know that you suffer for the sake of our suppers, and I know that by becoming a vegan, I can at least stop contributing to your torture and murder…
But I just love bacon way too fucking much!
So, sorry, Piggy, it’s still bacon for me.
P.S. They say this guy loves you. Maybe you can file a complaint?
Much love (for bacon), P.P. Burger
- Laughing Pig, by Lilla Frerichs (License: Public Domain)
- Cooking Bacon While Camping, by Ian Bunyan (License: Public Domain)